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Category: Holidays             Rating: 2.00
The folks at American Greetings have compiled a list of lines to use when signing you valentine.... depending on your personality.

  • Bold -- face it, you want me.
  • Clever -- IOUXOXO
  • Cosmic -- Didn't we know each other in another time and place?
  • Dreamy -- I never believed in love at first sight until you.
  • Enchantress -- A valentine spell has been cast on you!
  • Femme Fatale -- You cannot escape. I have ways to make you mine.
  • Athletic -- How about a little one-on-one?
  • Musical -- Always a love song in my heart for you.
  • No-nonsense -- What are you waiting for?
  • Old fashioned -- My mother warned me about guys/girls like you.
  • Sarcastic -- Hey! I signed the card. What else do you want?
  • Scientific -- The chemistry between us is definitely affirmative.
  • Self-assured -- Be my valentine. "NO" is not an option.
  • Silly -- You're hotter than a jalapeno sandwich!
  • Wild Child -- You are twisted and slightly dangerous. I like that in a person.
  • Worldly -- Je t'aime! (translation from French "I love you")

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