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At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

 
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Court scene:

1st Lawyer: You're a fool
2nd Lawyer: And you're a damn fool.
Judge: As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case?

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Fellow orders a triple whisky at the bar and stikes up a conversation with the landlord.

Fellow: I shouldn't drink this with what I've Got!

Landlord: Why what have you got?

Fellow: Fifty Pence!

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Q: How does Michael Jackson know it's
time for bed?

A: When the big hand touches the little
hand...





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