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At Jokes 'n Fun.com we're constantly adding to our Master Joke List, which we keep hidden in the Joke Vault, safe from prying eyes. Then we realized how stupid that was, and we came up with the Joke-O-Matic to solve that problem. The Joke-O-Matic serves our jokes up a few at a time, nice and neat- no muss, no fuss. There are currently over 5,000 jokes in the Joke-O-Matic. To get more jokes just click the "More jokes please!" button below. You can also browse our jokes by category if you prefer.

 
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, "Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be . . .

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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. It's left to the reader as an exercise.

A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke.

A: One. He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby . . .

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Your mama is so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Your house is so small, I put the key in the keyhole and I killed three people.

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